Here's What The Average Player's Face in Each Premier League Team Looks Like

For no good reason, we've merged the face of every Premier League squad to find out what the average player looks like.

What a beautiful bunch of lads.

(Squad list taken from PremierLeague.com, and correct as of 15th January 2017)

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Arsenal

The face of the average player for Arsenal

Squad: Mathieu Debuchy, Per Mertesacker, Laurent Koscielny, Alexis Sánchez, Aaron Ramsey, Alexandre Lacazette, Jack Wilshere, Mesut Özil, Olivier Giroud, David Ospina, Theo Walcott, Rob Holding, Alex Iwobi, Nacho Monreal, Santi Cazorla, Shkodran Mustafi, Calum Chambers, Jeff Reine-Adelaide, Danny Welbeck, Héctor Bellerín, Konstantinos Mavropanos, Granit Xhaka, Ainsley Maitland-Niles, Sead Kolašinac, Chuba Akpom, Petr Čech, Mohamed Elneny, Krystian Bielik, Tolaji Bola, Josh Dasilva, Vlad Dragomir, Aaron Eyoma, Yassin Fortune, Charlie Gilmour, Ryan Huddart, Dejan Iliev, Chiori Johnson, Hugo Keto, Matt Macey, Marcus McGuane, Reiss Nelson, Edward Nketiah, Jordi Osei-Tutu, Julio Pleguezuelo, Ben Sheaf, Joe Willock, Gedion Zelalem, Emile Smith-Rowe, Nathan Tormey

Bournemouth

The face of the average player for Bournemouth

Squad: Artur Boruc, Simon Francis, Steve Cook, Dan Gosling, Nathan Aké, Andrew Surman, Marc Pugh, Harry Arter, Benik Afobe, Charlie Daniels, Callum Wilson, Brad Smith, Adam Smith, Lewis Cook, Joshua King, Jermain Defoe, Junior Stanislas, Emerson Hyndman, Connor Mahoney, Ryan Fraser, Tyrone Mings, Asmir Begović, Rhoys Wiggins, Lys Mousset, Adam Federici, Jordon Ibe, Matt Butcher, Corey Jordan, Ollie Harfield, Pat O'Flaherty, Jack Simpson, Matt Worthington, Jordan Holmes

Brighton

The face of the average player for Brighton

Squad: Matthew Ryan, Bruno Saltor, Gaëtan Bong, Uwe Hünemeier, Lewis Dunk, Dale Stephens, Beram Kayal, Jiří Skalák, Sam Baldock, Tomer Hemed, Anthony Knockaert, Niki Mäenpää, Pascal Groß, Steve Sidwell, Glenn Murray, Connor Goldson, José Izquierdo, Solly March, Matiás Ezequiel Schelotto, Shane Duffy, Liam Rosenior, Davy Pröpper, Tim Krul, Markus Suttner, Kazenga LuaLua, Isaiah Brown, Aleš Matějů, Soufyan Ahannach, David Ajiboye, Danny Barker, Archie Davies, Jonah Ayunga, Owen Moore, Dessie Hutchinson, Ben Barclay, Jayson Molumby, Steven Alzate, Max Sanders, Jordan Davies, Ben Hall, Daniel Mandroiu, Tom Dallison, Henrik Bjørdal, Will Collar, Rian O'Sullivan, Robert Sánchez, Billy Collings, Bailey Vose, Josh Kerr, Aaron Connolly, George Cox, James Tilley, Stefan Ljubičić, Alex Cochrane, Hamish Morrison, Isaac Hutchinson, Tom McGill, Danny Cashman, Tareq Shihab, Ben Clark-Eden, Ryan Longman

Burnley

The face of the average player for Burnley

Squad: Thomas Heaton, Matthew Lowton, Charlie Taylor, Jack Cork, James Tarkowski, Ben Mee, Georges-Kevin Nkoudou, Dean Marney, Sam Vokes, Ashley Barnes, Chris Wood, Robbie Brady, Jeff Hendrick, Steven Defour, Jóhann Guðmundsson, Ashley Westwood, Jonathan Walters, Fredrik Ulvestad, Nahki Wells, Anders Lindegaard, Stephen Ward, Phillip Bardsley, Kevin Long, Nick Pope, Adam Legzdins, Daniel Agyei, Scott Arfield

Chelsea

The face of the average player for Chelsea

Squad: Wilfredo Caballero, Antonio Rüdiger, Marcos Alonso, Cesc Fàbregas, Danny Drinkwater, Ngolo Kanté, Ross Barkley, Álvaro Morata, Eden Hazard, Pedro, Thibaut Courtois, Tiemoué Bakayoko, Victor Moses, Kenedy, Charly Musonda, Davide Zappacosta, Willian, Michy Batshuayi, Gary Cahill, Andreas Christensen, César Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Kyle Scott, Eduardo, Mitchell Beeney, Isaac Christie-Davies, Ethan Ampadu, Miro Muheim, Ruben Sammut, Ali Suljić, Kylian Hazard, Trevoh Chalobah, Joseph Colley, Cole Dasilva, Josh Grant, Jacob Maddox, Luke McCormick, Richard Nartey, Harvey St Clair, Charlie Brown, Marcin Bułka, Juan Castillo, Jamie Cumming, Conor Gallagher, Marc Guehi, Reece James, George McEachran, Dujon Sterling, Martell Taylor-Crossdale, Tariq Uwakwe, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Billy Gilmour, Nicolas Tie, Daishawn Redan

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Crystal Palace

The face of the average player for Crystal Palace

Squad: Julián Speroni, Joel Ward, Patrick van Aanholt, Luka Milivojević, James Tomkins, Scott Dann, Yohan Cabaye, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Andros Townsend, Wilfried Zaha, Mamadou Sakho, Wayne Hennessey, Lee Chung-Yong, Jeffrey Schlupp, Christian Benteke, James McArthur, Freddie Ladapo, Connor Wickham, Jordon Mutch, Pape N'Diaye Souaré, Timothy Fosu-Mensah, Sullay Kaikai, Bakary Sako, Damien Delaney, Jason Eyenga-Lokilo, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Dion Henry, Levi Lumeka, Martin Kelly, Michael Phillips, Jason Puncheon, Jaïro Riedewald

Everton

The face of the average player for Everton

Squad: Jordan Pickford, Morgan Schneiderlin, Leighton Baines, Michael Keane, Ashley Williams, Phil Jagielka, Yannick Bolasie, Sandro Ramírez, Wayne Rooney, Kevin Mirallas, Aaron Lennon, Cenk Tosun, Cuco Martina, James McCarthy, Idrissa Gueye, Gylfi Sigurðsson, Oumar Niasse, Davy Klaassen, Muhamed Bešić, Maarten Stekelenburg, Séamus Coleman, Ramiro Funes Mori, Tom Davies, Nikola Vlašić, Dominic Calvert-Lewin, Mason Holgate, Ademola Lookman, Joel Robles, Dennis Adeniran, Luke Garbutt, Harry Charsley, Matty Foulds, David Henen, Sam Byrne, Mateusz Hewelt, Josh Bowler, Jonjoe Kenny, Bassala Sambou, Louis Gray, Anton Donkor, Morgan Feeney, Antony Evans, Beni Baningime, Nathan Broadhead, Chris Renshaw, Lewis Gibson, Nathangelo Markelo, Jose Baxter, Boris Mathis, Alex Denny, Daniel Bramall, Shayne Lavery, Joe Hilton, Con Ouzounidis, Fraser Hornby, Stephen Duke-McKenna, Michael Collins, Anthony Gordon

Huddersfield Town

The face of the average player for Huddersfield Town

Squad: Jonas Lössl, Tommy Smith, Scott Malone, Dean Whitehead, Terence Kongolo, Jonathan Hogg, Philip Billing, Elias Kachunga, Aaron Mooy, Abdelhamid Sabiri, Joel Coleman, Martin Cranie, Chris Löwe, Rajiv van La Parra, Joe Lolley, Daniel Williams, Laurent Depoitre, Alex Pritchard, Thomas Ince, Collin Quaner, Steve Mounié, Mathias Zanka Jørgensen, Christopher Schindler, Jon Gorenc Stanković, Robert Green, Ryan Schofield, Florent Hadergjonaj, Jordan Williams, Regan Booty, Lewis O'Brien, Michael Hefele

Leicester City

The face of the average player for Leicester City

Squad: Kasper Schmeichel, Danny Simpson, Ben Chilwell, Wes Morgan, Robert Huth, Demarai Gray, Kelechi Iheanacho, Jamie Vardy, Andy King, Marc Albrighton, Ben Hamer, Ahmed Musa, Adrien Silva, Harry Maguire, Aleksandar Dragović, Eldin Jakupović, Daniel Amartey, Islam Slimani, Shinji Okazaki, Vicente Iborra, Matthew James, Leonardo Ulloa, Wilfred Ndidi, Riyad Mahrez, Christian Fuchs, Yohan Benalouane, George Thomas, Callum Elder, Harvey Barnes, Elliott Moore, Josh Knight, Josh Gordon, Admiral Muskwe, Layton Ndukwu, Hamza Choudhury, Darnell Johnson, Daniel Iversen, Max Bramley, Cameron Yates, Sam Hughes, Liandro Martis, Raúl Uche, Josh Debayo, Connor Wood, Dylan Watts, Josh Eppiah, Lamine Sherif, Kieran Dewsbury-Hall, Alex Pașcanu, Tyrese Shade, George Heaven, Sim Singh-Thandi, Khanya Leshbela, Calvin Ughelumba

Liverpool

The face of the average player for Liverpool

Squad: Loris Karius, Nathaniel Clyne, Virgil van Dijk, Georginio Wijnaldum, Dejan Lovren, James Milner, Roberto Firmino, Mohamed Salah, Joe Gomez, Jordan Henderson, Daniel Sturridge, Marko Grujić, Ragnar Klavan, Alberto Moreno, Sadio Mané, Adam Lallana, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Simon Mignolet, Emre Can, Andrew Robertson, Danny Ings, Dominic Solanke, Joel Matip, Ádám Bogdán, Jon Flanagan, Lazar Marković, Lloyd Jones, Danny Ward, Ovie Ejaria, Herbie Kane, Rhian Brewster, Ben Woodburn, Harry Wilson, Shamal George, Paulo Alves, Caoimhin Kelleher, Conor Masterson, Trent Alexander-Arnold, Kamil Grabara

Manchester City

The face of the average player for Manchester City

Squad: Claudio Bravo, Kyle Walker, Danilo, Vincent Kompany, John Stones, Raheem Sterling, İlkay Gündoğan, Sergio Agüero, Eliaquim Mangala, Kevin De Bruyne, Fabian Delph, Leroy Sané, Bernardo Silva, David Silva, Benjamin Mendy, Tosin Adarabioyo, Fernandinho, Nicolás Otamendi, Ederson, Daniel Grimshaw, Gabriel Jesus, Oleksandr Zinchenko, Yaya Touré, Lukas Nmecha, Javairô Dilrosun, Demeaco Duhaney, Phil Foden, Arijanet Murić, David Faupala, Kean Bryan, Brahim Díaz, Aaron Nemane, Charlie Oliver, Kjetil Haug, Joel Latibeaudiere, Matthew Smith, Iker Pozo, Erik Sarmiento, Tom Dele-Bashiru, Benjamín Garré, Luke Bolton, Manu García, Cameron Humphreys, Ed Francis, Lorenzo González, Jacob Davenport, Marcus Wood, Sadou Diallo, Will Patching, Ash Kigbu, Paweł Sokół, Taylor Richards, Tyreke Wilson, Rabbi Matondo, Henri Ogunby

Manchester United

The face of the average player for Manchester United

Squad: David De Gea, Victor Lindelöf, Eric Bailly, Phil Jones, Marcos Rojo, Paul Pogba, Juan Mata, Romelu Lukaku, Zlatan Ibrahimović, Anthony Martial, Chris Smalling, Jesse Lingard, Michael Carrick, Daley Blind, Ashley Young, Marcus Rashford, Sergio Romero, Ander Herrera, Henrikh Mkhitaryan, Luke Shaw, Luis Antonio Valencia, Marouane Fellaini, Nemanja Matić, Demi Mitchell, Matteo Darmian, Axel Tuanzebe, Scott McTominay, Joel Pereira, Kieran O'Hara

Newcastle United

The face of the average player for Newcastle United

Squad: Robert Elliot, Ciaran Clark, Paul Dummett, Jack Colback, Jamaal Lascelles, Jacob Murphy, Jonjo Shelvey, Dwight Gayle, Mohamed Diamé, Matt Ritchie, Isaac Hayden, Rolando Aarons, Ayoze Pérez, Chancel Mbemba, Javi Manquillo, Florian Lejeune, Joselu, DeAndre Yedlin, Mikel Merino, Henri Saivet, Massadio Haïdara, Karl Darlow, Jesús Gámez, Paul Woolston, Christian Atsu, Dan Barlaser, Yasin Ben El-Mhanni, Curtis Good, Freddie Woodman, Jamie Sterry, Aleksandar Mitrović, Jack Hunter, Macaulay Gillesphey, Liam Smith, Callum Roberts, Kyle Cameron, Dan Ward, Luke Charman, Ben Kitchen, Josef Yarney, Yannick Aziakonou, Owen Bailey, Nathan Harker, Callum Smith, Tyrique Bartlett, Mohammed Sangare, Víctor Fernández, Owen Gallacher, Mackenzie Heaney, Lewis McNall, Stefan O’Connor

Southampton

The face of the average player for Southampton

Squad: Cédric Soares, Maya Yoshida, Jack Stephens, Wesley Hoedt, Shane Long, Steven Davis, Charlie Austin, Dušan Tadić, Alex McCarthy, Oriol Romeu, James Ward-Prowse, Mario Lemina, Sofiane Boufal, Manolo Gabbiadini, Ryan Bertrand, Nathan Redmond, Pierre-Emile Højbjerg, Florin Gardos, Jérémy Pied, Stuart Taylor, Will Wood, Alfie Jones, Matt Targett, Jake Flannigan, Jan Bednarek, Sam McQueen, Josh Sims, Jake Hesketh, Yan Valery, Fraser Forster, Richard Bakary, Ollie Cook, Thomas O'Connor, Ben Rowthorn, Tyreke Johnson, Dan N'Lundulu, Christoph Klarer, Callum Slattery, Adam Parkes, Jake Vokins, Aaron O'Driscoll, Jonathan Afolabi, Will Smallbone, Michael Obafemi, Jack Rose, Harrison Davis, Nathan Tella, Armani Little, Kingsley Latham, Harlem Hale, Alex Cull, Kornelius Hansen, Harry Hamblin

 

Stoke City

The face of the average player for Stoke City

Squad: Jack Butland, Moritz Bauer, Erik Pieters, Joe Allen, Kevin Wimmer, Kurt Zouma, Stephen Ireland, Glen Johnson, Saido Berahino, Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting, Jesé, Josh Tymon, Ibrahim Afellay, Bruno Martins Indi, Charlie Adam, Ryan Shawcross, Mame Biram Diouf, Geoff Cameron, Xherdan Shaqiri, Darren Fletcher, Peter Crouch, Julien Ngoy, Jakob Haugaard, Moha, Thibaud Verlinden, Ramadan Sobhi, Lee Grant, Oliver Shenton, Harry Souttar, Eddy Lecygne, Dániel Gyollai, Tyrese Campbell, Mark Waddington, Tom Edwards, Lewis Banks, Dan Jarvis, Ryan Hill, Josef Bursik, Jack Devlin, Venâncio Da Silva, Jake Dunwoody, Tre Pemberton, Cameron McJannett, Jordan Greenidge, Máté Deczki, Rachid Baldé, Lasse Sřrensen, Andrew Cherdieu, Shola Ayoola, Scott Wara, Krisztofer Szerető

Swansea City

The face of the average player for Swansea City

Squad: Łukasz Fabiański, Wilfried Bony, Ki Sung-Yueng, Mike van der Hoorn, Alfie Mawson, Leon Britton, Leroy Fer, Tammy Abraham, Luciano Narsingh, Nathan Dyer, Kristoffer Nordfeldt, Tom Carroll, Wayne Routledge, Martin Olsson, Sam Clucas, Jordan Ayew, Angel Rangel, Erwin Mulder, Kyle Naughton, Kyle Bartley, Aaron Lewis, Liam Cullen, Federico Fernández, Jack Evans, Renato Sanches, Botti Bia-Bi, Keiran Evans, Adnan Marić, Gregor Zabret, Jordan Garrick, Daniel James, Marco Dulca, Tom Plezier, Mael Davies, Kenji Gorré, George Byers, Causso Darame, Cian Harries, Roque Mesa, Connor Roberts, Adam King, Jack Bainbridge, Brandon Cooper, Jay Fulton, Keston Davies, Courtney Baker-Richardson, Steven Benda, Lewis Thomas, Joe Rodon, Oliver McBurnie, Matic Paljk, Anthony Brydges, Matthew Blake

Tottenham Hotspur

The face of the average player for Tottenham Hotspur

Squad: Hugo Lloris, Kieran Trippier, Danny Rose, Toby Alderweireld, Jan Vertonghen, Davinson Sánchez, Son Heung-Min, Harry Kane, Erik Lamela, Victor Wanyama, Michel Vorm, Eric Dier, Moussa Sissoko, Fernando Llorente, Mousa Dembélé, Dele Alli, Juan Foyth, Paulo Gazzaniga, Christian Eriksen, Serge Aurier, Harry Winks, Ben Davies, Kyle Walker-Peters, Shayon Harrison, Luke Amos, Alfie Whiteman, Anthony Georgiou, Marcus Edwards, Jaden Brown, Tashan Oakley-Boothe, Jonathan Dinzeyi, Brandon Austin, Joe Pritchard, Ryan Loft, Christian Maghoma, George Marsh, Kazaiah Sterling, Shilow Tracey, Keanan Bennetts, Dylan Duncan, Jack Roles, Samuel Shashoua, Japhet Tanganga, Nicholas Tsaroulla, Charlie Freeman, Jamie Reynolds, Jonathan De Bie, Timothy Eyoma, Reo Griffiths, Tariq Hinds, Matthew Lock, Moroyin Omolabi, Oliver Skipp, Luke O'Reilly, Paris Maghoma, Brooklyn Lyons-Foster

Watford

The face of the average player for Watford United

Squad: Heurelho Gomes, Daryl Janmaat, Miguel Angel Britos, Younès Kaboul, Sebastian Prödl, Adrian Mariappa, Tom Cleverley, Troy Deeney, Isaac Success, Richarlison, Molla Wagué, Nathaniel Chalobah, Craig Cathcart, Abdoulaye Doucouré, Jerome Sinclair, Andre Gray, Will Hughes, Kiko Femenía, Marvin Zeegelaar, Ben Watson, José Holebas, Christian Kabasele, André Carrillo, Étienne Capoue, Orestis Karnezis, Tommie Hoban, Stefano Okaka, Daniel Bachmann, Roberto Pereyra

West Bromwich Albion

The face of the average player for West Bromwich Albion

Squad: Ben Foster, Allan-Roméo Nyom, Kieran Gibbs, Hal Robson-Kanu, Claudio Yacob, Jonny Evans, James Morrison, Jake Livermore, José Salomón Rondón, Matt Phillips, Chris Brunt, Boaz Myhill, James McClean, Oliver Burke, Gareth Barry, Jay Rodriguez, Grzegorz Krychowiak, Nacer Chadli, Gareth McAuley, Craig Dawson, Ahmed Hegazy, Sam Field, Callum Morton, Robert McCourt, Alex Palmer, Kyle Howkins, Ben Pierce, Jonathan Leko, Shaun Donnellan, Tahvon Campbell, Jack Fitzwater, Dara O'Shea, Sam Wilding, Brad House, Max Melbourne, Aram Soleman, Rayhaan Tulloch, Kyle Jameson, Dan Meredith, Taylor Morrison, Alex Bradley, Jack Chambers, Evan Pierce, Jamie Soule, Ethan Ross, Nathan Ferguson, Nicholas Clayton-Phillips, Finn Azaz, Kevin Healy, Morgan Rogers, George Harmon, Zak Brown, Aksum White, Myles Hall

West Ham United

The face of the average player for West Ham United

Squad: Winston Reid, Aaron Cresswell, José Fonte, Pablo Zabaleta, Marko Arnautović, Cheikhou Kouyaté, Andy Carroll, Manuel Lanzini, Adrián, Pedro Obiang, Diafra Sakho, Mark Noble, Javier Hernández, James Collins, André Ayew, Angelo Ogbonna, Sam Byram, Sead Hakšabanović, Joe Hart, Arthur Masuaku, Toni Martínez, Michail Antonio, Edimilson Fernandes, Reece Burke, Josh Cullen, Nathan Trott, Domingos Quina, Nathan Holland, Josh Pask, Alex Pike, Declan Rice, Martin Samuelsen, Marcus Browne, Vashon Neufville, Grady Diangana, Moses Makasi, Jahmal Hector-Ingram, Dan Kemp, Rihards Matrevics, Joe Powell, Anthony Scully, Tunji Akinola, Ben Johnson, Noha Sylvestre, Alfie Lewis, Conor Coventry, Reece Hannam, Ajibola Alese, Korrey Henry, Tyler Forde, Ben Wells, Rosaire Longelo, Bernardo Rosa

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